Q and A session

As the nri population here is extremely low (even lower than the no. of proper females!!! ) and due to poor knowledge of geography, people here have been known to ask really dumb questions. I enlist a couple of them.

"Where are you from"
"Dubai"
"Maharashtra, right?"

"Hey, you're the guy from dubai, right?"
"Yep, that would be me."
"Damn!! I didn't know saudis wrote the jee!!"

and my personal favorite--

"Did you go to school on camels or did you guys have cars there?"