Evolution has made the female body very much different from the male body.
Apart from the most observable accumulation of fat at certain parts of the body, I realised today that females have another less observable feature in their bodies.
When I was a kid, I have heard a lot of jokes about fat wives nagging their husbands continuously and wondered whether females do really talk that much.
Today life has bestowed upon me infinite wisdom. I have realised that females do talk that much and a bit more.
As I was sitting in a classroom filled with pumps, valves and all kindsa plumbery (Is that a word?? if not, I am going to copyright it), staring at a lot of squiggly lines supposed to be circuits, I heard a small noise which you don't hear often at IITM. A female voice!! But what blew the beauty of the moment was that the creature kept on emitting that beautiful frequency for more than an hour non-stop.
Like the ancient saying goes, Even a beautiful song heard a hundred times in a row, becomes a dumb song.
I have concluded two ground breaking inferences from this experience.
- All jokes are based on solid facts (at least part of the joke is)
- females must have really strong jaw muscles to be able to keep them moving all the time.
But in life most of the interesting experiences come from pointless experiences. Alrigh!! I'll stop blabbering for now but I promise you I'LL BE BACK. Mwah hah hah!!!
1 comment:
Kudos mate.. Looks like you made an attempt to understand us women..although, I wouldnt agree with you completely.
There's nothing more annoying than having listen to some one rant all day (especially if that some one happened to be a 'her') But trust me, men can be equally noisy too (It's just that they stick to lower base). Ah well, I guess that's why they've invented earplugs..and the best part it..its UNISEX!..any one can use a earplug!
phew!
Thanks for the feedback, although its been really long since I last posted anything..
hope to hear more from you..
HAPPY BLOGGING!
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